Thursday, December 11, 2008

das shane songs

http://www.sendspace.com/file/6x2y0n
http://www.sendspace.com/file/rk6gp2

Saturday, November 15, 2008

More great freestyle



My hourly alarm just went off. That's a new thing. It makes things a little more interesting.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Huge explosion!

In Toronto at around 4AM this morning!!

Here's the full video.


In this one you can see the SHOCKWAVE...

Saturday, July 26, 2008

New virt media

So, virt, the best musician in the universe, posted a video on YouTube of his new Puggle (pug and beagle hybrid) set to his own beautiful early 2000's era canyon.mid rearrangement. Excellent!

Another tracker in the spotlight

Wow, here's SymbolOne, who Danger did a remix of, and he's getting lots of attention on MySpace.

SymbolOne - Love Juice

How do I know he's a tracker? It's a hypothesis. But listen to the synths--they give it away. The lead synth that comes in near the beginning, first of all, I recognize as sounding very similar indeed to a particular lead synth sample. Second of all, the portamento effects on the lead synth and the arpeggiating chord synths are very common in tracker music.
Also, there tend to be a lot of very fast arpeggios in these tracks, like occurs about half way through.
And a lot of the synths also SOUND sampled, which is how tracking music works. For instance, the bell thing in the middle quiet part of the song--it sounds sampled.

And that's why I love it!

Good news for trackers

In definitely one of the best YouTubers I've seen lately, circa 1989 nerdy guy Mark Salud plays songs he tracked on an Amiga and plays the lead LIVE on his keyboard. Then fancy Amiga computer effects make things interesting. BONUS: Comments from the star of the video and the producer of the video itself, who were very excited to find their work again.



Also, I'm working on more evidence that Danger is a tracker, besides, uh, his songs which make it obvious!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

New Pink Plasma

Hi guys. I've been working on some music and I have a few tracks to show you.

My name is Pink Plasma.

Pink Plasma - Maybe Be Mine

Pink Plasma - Faltermeyer in Genesis Valley

Pink Plasma - Baby


Just to give credit where credit is due, Maybe Be Mine is a remash of Michael Jackson's classic song Baby Be Mine. And Faltermeyer in Genesis Valley is a mashup using Justice, Soyo Oka (composer of the Super Mario Kart soundtrack) and Harold Faltermeyer songs.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

The best new band in a while

Lovelock.

Found them via Missingtoof, who recently showcased the web collective pseudo label Valerie. They've got a couple songs posted, along with a ton of other stuff in the same amazing aesthetic. These guys basically take early '80s diagonal neon nostalgia to the next level.


Back to Lovelock. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find any downloads.

It's like Harold meets Purple Motion meets Two Great Heroes or Totally Radd.

Update:
Funny thing is, I posted this without mentioning another band on the Valerie roster, Minitel Rose, who seem to be really amazing and are already doing a lot of the stuff I have been doing. You should definitely check them out.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The best platypus video on YouTube



P.S. Thoughts on the new color scheme?

BAM! Respected professor crushes Conservapedia creationist

A creationist contributor to Conservapedia, Andy Schlafly, B.S.E., J.D. Conservapedia (his supposed credentials) has criticized Michigan state professor Richard Lenski, regarding his recent paper outlining clear evolution by E. coli in detail. The paper was a big deal and some critics on Conservapedia got upset. Andy Schlafly wrote him asking for his data. Their rudeness resulted in a scathing response by Lenski deconstructing their whole project.

Read the whole conversation here:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Lenski_dialog

Friday, June 20, 2008

Slap Ukelele

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Song of the summer

MAN, that dancing guy is AWESOME.




Babyface's early 80s band The Deele:

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Wow

This video is over the top!
First, watch it!
Then we'll talk about it!








Wow! A sweded remake of the BeastMaster, a 1982 film that Mr. T tried to star in about a mystical warrior who tries to save a princess from the evil guy who kidnaps her. Oh, and he can TALK TO ANIMALS.
And instead of some stupid guy playing the lead, in this remake, the lead is played by a LITTLE KID.
With AWESOME special effects.
And AMAZING music!
Makes me want to see Be Kind Rewind!

Friday, May 30, 2008

Weird video - Wale

So according to this Wired interview there's this rapper named Wale who thinks he's gonna be the next big thing - he's making an album with Pharrell, Just Blaze, and DJ Premier, executive produced by Amy Winehouse's producer. He's also been making a mixtape for free download called The Mixtape About Nothing -- inspired by Seinfeld. Apparently inspired by the dialog and characters in the show. And Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a guest. He also says he owns 325 pairs of shoes, mostly "Jordan 3s, all three colors. Jordan 4s, Jordan 5s and Jordan 11s." And he thinks he's friends with Lindsay Lohan. So this guy's pretty detestable, right? Or at least trying a little too hard? But then here's a video he made - him rapping over Justice's 2007 hit D.A.N.C.E. It's a really weird video.



First, there's good things here - the moving through legs opening reminiscent of this classic vid. There's a Star Wars reference and a Seinfeld reference, and a fucking Harold and the Purple Crayon reference. The effects are generally cool but really strange, like having a some kid jump over a 1 foot tall Wale on a skateboard. Also, some of the lyrics are so nonsensical they're funny, and he makes fun of rappers at the end.

There's a lot of bad things - mostly, the song sucks. His voice is way louder than the rest of the music, which gets painful when he tries to sing along to the Justice song. And he doesn't use the good parts of the Justice song, only the backing beat during one section and one of the bridges. Again, the lyrics are pretty nonsensical (it may help to listen to the uncensored version). So pretty underwhelming as a rapper.

I really do like this genre of video, though, where it's just a guy standing in front of a green screen and they don't try to put him somewhere boring, they put him inside a constantly changing cheesy computer paradise. Another one like this was the Get Silly video, and of course the Fat Boys made an early prototype.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

From the Wikipedia page on Mozilla Foundation:

The foundation has an ongoing deal with Google to make Google search the default in the Firefox browser search bar and hence send it search referrals; a Firefox themed Google search site has also been made the default home page of Firefox. A footnote in Mozilla's 2006 financial report states "Mozilla has a contract with a search engine provider for royalties. The contract originally expired in November 2006 but was renewed for two years and expires in November 2008. Approximately 85% of Mozilla’s revenue for 2006 was derived from this contract."; this equates to approximately US$56.8 million.


What!!! No way!
That means Google is basically keeping Mozilla afloat. WHY? Is Google going to buy Mozilla?

Very startling fact. This paired with Google's latest scandals, of censorship in China, makes me wonder whether I should trust Mozilla has good intentions.

La totalité des PLUG-ins

I found the coolest website today. It is a page for VST plug-ins for Cubase written in French in 1999. I am so glad websites like this exist.

In other news, I am working on a lot of music. If all goes according to plan, I should have several tracks ready for release. This will mark the first time since 2005 I've released more than a few songs at a time. Sweet.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Monday, May 19, 2008

SUPERGUN THIEVES?

Sorry about that real teaser of a post from Saturday. I shouldn't do that. I really do have a poll I want your opinions on, valuable readers. I'd like this to be a collaborative blog between you (readers) and I (genius). So I will be asking for your input soon. As soon as I think about it a little more and write up a post.

So I found this band today called Santa Dads who sound very mysteriously like our house band Supergun. They're a two man band who play the uke and harmonize what seems to be almost entirely improvised songs. JUST LIKE SUPERGUN. The only difference is that their songs are based upon a little bit more abstract themes, like whether one can hang one's leg up in here. The other difference is that they beatbox (a little weakly). The only other difference is that they have a MySpace page that got 37 plays today (as of this writing; of course, now that I've blogged them, the Nedry Effect will wildly inflate their numbers into the thousands).

Well, I like them okay. Pretty good ideas. They can't write a hit single to save their lives though. Unlike Supergun. Gott damn unnnhgnghh.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The beginning of a new era



As I type, I have just finished my last homework assignment for college about 30 minutes ago. Motherfuckin' yes!
So, I anticipate having a little bit more time these days to do some reporting for you, dear reader. And I want you to be a little more involved in it.
More details as they come. I will update again later tonight with a new interactive feature for you!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

High-res YouTube

Now, YouTube has been doing little tweaking stuff for a long time. But there's a little secret you can use to watch any video (as far as I can tell) in higher resolution with stereo sound, simply by editing the URL. It's that easy. I found this tip here.

All you have to do is add the string "&fmt=18" to the URL of the YouTube video you're watching. And the site above provided what he calls a bookmarklet that automatically adds that string to your URL, so you can click it when you're on the page and it does it. Drag this bookmarklet - YouTube WOWzers - to your bookmark bar and you're set! Apparently you can also change your YouTube user settings to make it automatically play at the highest quality, too.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Automatic Mario

Found via Gameboy Genius, there's apparently a genre of video called Automatic Mario where Mario is thrust through incredibly complex custom Super Mario World levels. This 11-minute epic shows Mario playing along with an 11 minute video game remix song. It is really quite amazing. And for those of us familiar with John Lithgow's Manatee PSA, there is a special treat at the very very end.


Automatic Mario - Kumikyoku "Nico Nico Douga" from Doctor Zhao on Vimeo.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

BREAKING FUCKING NEWS!!!! [Updated]

CRYSTAL CASTLES PLAGIARIZE CHIPTUNE ARTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEVELOPING....

UPDATE 2:01AM
VIDEO HERE


HERE IS THE CRYSTAL CASTLES SONG IN QUESTION, "INSECTICON"
Crystal Castles - Insecticon

AND THE CLAIMED ORIGINAL SONG, BY AN ARTIST NAMED lo-bat WITH THE SONG "MY LITTLE DROID NEEDS A HAND"
WHICH CAN BE FOUND ON HIS WEBSITE, ON THE RIGHT
http://www.lo-bat.be/

AND HERE IS THE SOURCE I HAVE: A SOMETHINGAWFUL FORUM POST THAT LINKS TO THE 8BITCOLLECTIVE FORUMS, WHERE THIS RESEARCH WAS CONDUCTED.

According to the SomethingAwful post, several of the other songs also contain "sampled" material from chip artists.

AND they steal artwork, too.

This post by the same guy has a better summary than the SomethingAwful post.
And he gives a quote from an interview with them in Vice magazine, where they act like total pricks:

vice: You are tired and I don’t want to bother you anymore, but what about this bullshit on the internet between you and this guy pretending that you “stole his art” to do t shirts with Madonna’s fucked up face?

alice: This is really starting to bust our balls. The story is that this guy is not the real author of this illustration. We found this Madonna drawing on an old flyer for a punk gig. The artist re-drew it for us back when we were just a little band, and now that we have some sort of fame, he writes everywhere that we stole it. To tell the truth we always wanted to pay him but he is acting like he doesn’t know, because of all the noise around this story which brings him more publicity. So we had some arguments and we banned him from our myspace page.

ethan: Moreover, we are not rancorous and if this asshole reads your mag, tell him his cheque awaits him.

vice: Message sent…


More specific info on other songs/parts of songs Crystal Castles have sampled or stolen:


Another good post, with more information on similar (even worse) cases.



More to come....

Update: 2:24AM
One of the funniest things about this are replies on SomethingAwful from people getting their first listen to chiptunes and "8-bit" music and they say things like this:

I'm just shocked that anyone has ever listened to an 8-bit song for more than 30 seconds. Seriously 8-bit is just above the demo music that comes installed on your Casio keyboard. Can it get any dinkier?

...people like who listen to Tool or something.

-

Anyway. What do I think of all this? It's a shame. Just shows you the people who get famous doing this stuff are better at being marketers than being creative, so they resort to ripping shit off because they aren't actually better at the MUSIC. Just like Timbaland.

That's not to say these guys aren't good. The fact that they ARE good is why this sucks so much. Just like Timbaland. I didn't WANT to dislike Timbaland, because he's so good, but I had to sort of "boycott" him to punish him for what was obviously wrong. Maybe the worst part is I never gave his two big albums that summer, Justin Timberlake's and Nelly Furtado's, much of a shot. NOT!

So now here we have Crystal Castles, a band that is actually good, doing stuff that hasn't been widely heard beyond the thriving video game music scene, and we find out that they aren't really as creative as we thought. And that they are in fact dishonest, and willing to play dirty.

Now, my understanding of the band is that they are kind of a one man band, the guy, whoever he is, and the girl just sings sometimes. That was my impression. So it's most likely this guy doing this. And they're stealing artwork, too, from other pixel artists. It seems as though this guy loves this stuff, and trowls these sites because it's so good. But they're desperate for fame, or just ambitious, and he steals this shit that is so good he knows he can't make it better, and uses it. The artwork article also talks about how their record label re-released their debut album with the "BANNED COVER!" edition with the stolen artwork, AGAIN, after it had been requested to be taken down. And this Last Gang Records is apparently secretly funded by Canadian music moguls. So this Crystal Castles guy is smart enough to know where to look and make a buck off of what's gonna be cool when he shows it to the world.

So here we are faced with a choice: do we look the other way, and enjoy their music? Or do we boycott?

The worst part is that a boycott will not do any good. We have to at least spread the word, like we had to with Timbaland. But the also ambitious and power-hungry Ableton DJ-blogger boys of the world will just laugh it off because a lot of what's going on in that scene is ripping people off too. Loose morals, the whole lot of them.

Spread the word.

PS: Does this mean it's wrong for me to play trackers like Jeroen Tel, who specifically stipulate not to broadcast their work, on the radio or at DJ events?

Update: 3:20AM
Well, I'm going to bed soon, but for now, here's a list of some of the artists affected, both for them to get their recognition, and so I can check them out later.

lo-bat
trevor brown
Covox
Crazy Q
Ikuma
YM Rockerz, a net chiptune label Crazy Q is on.

One of the only good things about this is that these artists get a little recognition.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Just some good stuff







Gettin' silly

So here's actually a good video, very reminiscent in some ways of one of the best from the 80s.
My favorite part about the song is those orchestra hits. Real fuckin' sharp. These guys know what's good.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Sunday, April 27, 2008

a compliment

11:24 Booj http://nedry.blogspot.com/
11:24 tumult haha why does your website look like micromusic

Fuckin' weird shit

This book is either amazing or really stupid.

Notice the site is hosted at my beloved university! (More on this at the bottom...)

It's called Sex, Drugs, Einstein and Elves, by Cliff Pickover. It's supposed to be this grand synthesis of all sorts of strange physics/mind/philosophical/mystical/scientific ideas. SOUNDS good, but it seems on the verge of being a fakey New Age type bullshit. For example, the website has a picture of a pineal gland as the illustration for Chapter 4. Presumably, then, Cliff here is going to be talking about how Descartes viewed the pineal gland as the point at which the soul interacts with the physical world. Well, that sounds all mystical, and it would be except for the fact that Descartes just made it up because he couldn't think of any better explanation for how his particular brand of dualism worked.

Still, it could be interesting. No way it can be better than my favorite.

Anybody else know of any books like this?

Edit:
Also, this guy's main site is just great. Lots of good stuff like aliens, mobius strips and an amazing graphics page.

He is also somehow involved in some of the weirdest blogs I've ever seen, including the Women of Wikipedia. He's pretty creepy, actually, and he definitely has some of the crazy charismatic cult leader thing going on. Notice the "crew" he has to moderate this really weird blog; they're all young women! Polygamist???????????????????

I also cannot find any information on WHY this site is hosted on wisc.edu--he doesn't say he has any connections to University of Wisconsin. Looks like this guy named Clint Sprott (what's with these weird names? Something weird going on here...) just wants to host this stuff for him. Cool, I guess.

Fuckin' weird shit.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Tracking in Mainstream - It's Time

Found this remix of Sebastian Tellier's big hit Divine remixed by Danger, who has been really quite awesome lately.

This song is DEFINITELY fucking TRACKED.
Listen to the beginning. That is a TRACKER.
And the rest of it bears hints of tracking. (listen to those drums (and how they're NOT hyper-compressed) and the distorted guitars near the end) In fact, it doesn't really sound like a Danger song because, while the other Danger songs do bear some marks of having tracked, they definitely don't sound like they're actually tracked.
But this does. It doesn't even sound like it's gone through any mastering to add the trademark blog-house hyper-compression. Weird.

Anyway.
I can't find a direct mp3, so that stream is all I got. Sorry babys.

UPDATE:
Found a zshare download for this mofo.

Here's the new WSUM-Badger Herald podcast!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Music Licensing

This is mostly a note to myself to remember this article on music licensing and how to make money off it by a very nice member (zircon) of my favorite IRC channel, #vgmix on irc.vgmix.com.
http://soundtempest.net/how-to-make-money-from-music-licensing/
Thanks zircon!

Update:
And a short but sweet vid.

Ironic

While procrastinating from doing homework, I found this article on how to be more productive. It's not mind-blowing, but it's not some shitty newspaper article either. This guy has a few insights. He introduces the idea of a "mental force-field" that your brain builds up around certain tasks that keeps you from being able to do them, and comes up with different reasons why these happen and how to fix them.
I also found this funny website called Smacklet that purports to help one focus by making you write down what you were just doing and what you intend to do next, so you have to spell it out for yourself and can look back and see what you were supposed to have done earlier.
So now that I know how to be productive, I guess I have to get back to work, huh?

Update:
Two more things of note I found tonight.
Article by the same guy called Who Writes Wikipedia. Jimmy Wales says it's an elite group of 500 collaborators. But our friend here does his own analysis and determines that these 500 elites only end up formatting the original content that many other small-time collaborators actually write.

Color photos from the late 1930s and early 1940s.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Covers

Everybody knows the Mario Paint composer. And how hard it is to make an actual song with it. Well, somebody can. He's got a ton of video game covers up on his YouTube account. Here are some highlights.




The Guile one is even better! YES! I SAID GUILE!!!

Some Castlevania song I should know--this is one of his more recent, so it's REALLY impressive.


And a video tangential to all this (warning, 12 minutes long)

I am proud to say that I discovered that you could go 3-D in Rad Racer LAST NIGHT, before I saw this! Bam Angry Video Game Nerd! Now I just need to find my 3-D glasses though.

Fuck Buttons

One of the songs on Fuck Buttons new album is really killer. It is called "Ribs Out". Very tribal. Animal Collective meets Gang Gang Dance meets the soundtrack to Shivers.

Here's a video of them performing it at SXSW, which I saw live when I was there with KCRW. The song doesn't sound as good as the studio version, but you get the idea.


Update:
Here's a sweet video somebody made for another one of their songs. A few of the songs, like this one, are very reminiscent of Dan Deacon blazin' on some hot digital distortion--pep!.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Funny Shit

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds have a new album (their fourteenth) entitled Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!. Yeah, I know, who cares, right? Well, I thought this video was pretty funny. Recommended especially if you're Shane. High quality version here.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

More Super Mario World

There's this insane Super Mario World hack called Kaizo Super Mario World that's like Syoban Action in that it's a fiendishly difficult take on the conventional Mario paradigm. There's a lot of videos of it on YouTube, which are very entertaining. Then there's another take entirely, by a guy who hacked Snes9x to record all the times you reload a save state and play them all on top of one another. The whole thing takes on a quantum-mechanics "multiple-world" kind of thing where there are many copies of Mario doing slightly different things. Very cool.



But while he was testing out this wonderful hacked Snes9x he ran into some problems, resulting in this gem:



Reminds me aesthetically of another very cool (intentionally glitchy) creation, Crystal Castles.

Friday, March 14, 2008

DJ Obama Footage LEAKED!

We first broke the rumors that Barack Obama has been DJing rare musical events. And now we bring to you LEAKED FOOTAGE of a recent performance in Madison, WI. The dark, gritty cameraphone footage shows Obama dancing fiercely, he does a little scratching (yes!), and you get a few good clips of the kind of music he's interested in.

Tell us what you think!



Update:
We've got a tentative tracklist of a few of the songs heard in these clips, sent in by reader poorlostbread:

The first one is quintessential freestyle, and it is definitely TKA - You Are the One. The second one is a little bit of italo disco, it might be Dharma - Plastic Doll but I'm not sure. The third song sure sounds like Chip Davis, the mastermind behind the hugely popular Mannheim Steamroller. It's probably one of his solo pieces. I'm not sure about the last song--maybe something from the demoscene? Jesus, I never knew Obama could move like that!
Thanks so much for that. On second viewing I noticed the vocal clip near the end, and it's almost certainly from this spectacular YouTube video.

Here's that TKA track.

TKA - You Are the One

స్మాల్ Update

Sitting on a new track from a Supergun sideproject by one of the Madison band's members, multi-instrumentalist Nick Turco. Until we get permission from somebody, we can't release it, but get ready, cuz it's HOT.

Only Technical Details

I'm registering my blog with Technorati, so please disregard this post until further notice.

Technorati Profile

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Fake or Real?

http://www.celemony.com/cms/index.php?id=dna

Who knows? Looks impossible to me, I say fake. Either that or it doesn't work very well.

Supaa Mario World

While trying to relocate my recordings of Sadao Watanabe's amazing smooth jazz-fusion arrangements of Super Mario World (and earlier Mario) songs, I found this interesting cover of the entire SMW soundtrack by what was initially described by some stupid website as a one-man band, getting my hopes up for a Dick van Dyke-in-Mary Poppins interpretation, but what turns out to be just a young man like myself making what turns out to be remarkably competent versions of pretty much every song in the soundtrack. It's actually really good, well, recorded, and almost entirely accurate. They've all got kind of a Jon Brion-I Heart Huckabees vibe going on, if Jon Brion slammed some Howling Monkeys and could get over himself. There are SOME notes that are wrong, but he gets a lot of stuff right that I'm sure I wouldn't be able to do. And it's all free. I am impressed.

You can also download the Goldinum edition from his site, which includes about ten more songs that he didn't include in the original.

Here's the guy's website, just for fun. He's also got an album called CINEMA 80'S, in which he covers 30 songs from video games based on 80s movies.

Not only that, this mysterious Jason Cox fellow outlines this spooky and scary tale of Videogame: The Movie: The Game, a bootleg game that began appearing around 1988 and including "mashups" like Mario during a historical circus fire. He's provided the original soundtrack for us to download, along with cover versions. This guy gets busy.

Here's some tracks for you:

XOC - SMW - Title Screen
XOC - SMW - Donut Plains
XOC - SMW - Underwater Theme
XOC - SMW - Vanilla Ice Dome
XOC - CINEMA 80'S - Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom Mine Cars
XOC - CINEMA 80'S - Roger Rabbit Theme
And this one's really good:
XOC - Sonic 1 - Green Hill Zone

P.S.


Sunday, March 9, 2008

New Hope for Pretty MIDIs

Well, back in the mid-90s FM synthesis for MIDI playback on most soundcards was pretty standard. When we got our first Pentium with Windows 95, Microsoft thoughtfully included some nice bonus media to show off their new OS. This included the classic canyon.mid, as well as a nice version of In the Hall of the Mountain King, Fur Elise and some others. Anyway, this era of FM-synthesis GM was great, and when really shitty wavetable synthesis started to become dominant, I think everybody agrees that it was bad. So that makes me happy to announce that I've found a nice easy way to get something that sounds like the same ol' FM synth stuff, even if it probably isn't. That's right, foobar2000 version 0.9 now has a very nice MIDI decoder complete with synthesizer, and it sounds very nice. You can get the plugin here; it's foo_midi, of course.

And here's a nice MIDI I made for one of our old one hour MIDI compos we used to have. I was never good at MIDI sequencers.

SONAR KILLS DREAMS

In other news, reddit showed me this very interesting page about a man with a great idea: making infrared goggles that block out all light in the visible spectrum so that your eyes start to see what little infrared they can pick up. It sounds so cool walking around on a sunny day seeing things trees glowing pinkish white while the sky is black. Maybe I'll try making these pretty soon.
Note: there may be concern that this will damage your eyes; but I don't think UV leaks through the filters, as shown by the light spectra graphs he has up. It's possible that lots and lots of infrared radiation is getting through to your wide-open pupils, however, and I think that might be a concern.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Adam will NOT like this



Justice's newest video for "D.V.N.O.", a song from their so-9-months-ago album. Luckily this is a baby that was worth letting hatch.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

yoooooooooooobama

http://houston.craigslist.org/m4m/583071497.html
I am an attractive, in shape hung (9 inches) black male from Atlanta here on business. I am looking for a masculine white male to service me, then get pounded in my hotel room today or tomorrow (saturday). Send your pics, stats and background info. I want to wear my Obama mask while I pound you.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

With no pants on

This guy thinks he's the Sheik of Araby:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9MS_OIKy2iI

Supergun Leaks

An anonymous source has leaked these Supergun demos!
Rumor has it these three tracks are demos for Supergun's upcoming yet-to-be-announced album.
You may remember Supergun from their amazing live shows last fall, and they've also worked with and share at least one member with Artic Foxes.
Here are the tracks!

Chariots on Fire
Barack Attack
Rick's Just Blowing Off Steam

Thanks to Nick Turco for hosting the files!

Nick Fights

For those of you who somehow missed the big Fight last summer, some loyal fan seems to have captured it and put it on YouTube. Thanks Burt!
Watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWHhiGzGHkA

Update:
For more info on another, more recent verbal fight, check the newest Supergun track leaked,
Rick's Just Blowing Off Steam.

sites that are fake old desktops

http://chiptune.com/ - the best one, with demos and "games" but WHERE DA FILES AT???/ (includes a WEB BROWSER (WITHIN YOUR BROWSER (within your browser (within...(...(..
http://www.atari.st/ - not as desktoppy but I click on the trashcan!

Anybody know of any others?

chips

Collection of chiptunes videos and links. Write your own narrative.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNJ2Bei3xKQ&NR=1 - very awesome flashy tunnel stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPb7zkCSz7g&feature=related - legend of zelda screen glitches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsW4aZH736I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js8ub6-OuBY&feature=related - notable for fifth element reference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bthRjRT7SFc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zexzRKCTVU&feature=related - fucking creepy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iPHCpcNYfA&feature=related - italo disco aficionado will like this one

Most of these are by this 1bit guy on youtube, and they are all pretty awesome.

anyway, found out about this guy from this great chip label:

http://filefreakout.com/
http://filefreakout.com/animal-style

and here's an awesome FM synth EP
http://www.iimusic.net/catalog/2007/10/waveform

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Some Ancient Shit

I found a page of some nice recordings of ancient Greek instruments, the aulos and the kithara (a bigger version of he lyre), recorded on Edison cylinders around the turn of the 5th century BC (from the day Socrates drank the hemlock). Emotional stuff. I especially like the last aulos recording. Very bluesy.

In addition, I did some research on an ancient drink called posset in the Middle Ages, which was a mixture of milk, wine, eggs, nutmeg, and sugar. Sounds like egg nog, right? Yes. And then they let it curdle and sit for a while and it forms these three layers and you eat it with a spoon and drink out the bottom alcoholic layer. Yummy. Sounds good.

But then there's this ancient Greek drink called kykeon that was made of wine or water and barley, goat cheese and herbs. Sounds pretty nasty. I'm hungry though so it sounds good. And apparently they would drink it each year at the Eleusinian Mysteries (which went on for 2000 years - must have been somethin'!), only some people think the barley was infested with ergot, a fungus, which produces some nasty compounds that are precursors to LSD and are way nastier, causing convulsions, burning in the limbs, uterine contractions (even in men!), hallucinations and even death. And there's a theory that ergot-infested rye was the cause of the hysterical behavior in young women that resulted in the Salem Witch Trials. And that the epic poem Beowulf is the memory of a quelling of a fertility cult based upon drinking of ergot whose preserved bodies have been found in bogs in Britain with ergot in their stomachs. Wow.

All in all, a very good Wikipedia session.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Early Computer Graphics

Well, while searching for backgrounds for my new WSUM blog, I found this site of early computer graphics and influences.
Which led me to the YouTube videos of one John Whitney.



And obviously, I'm behind the times on this:

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Fun Toy

Hard at work making some PSAs, I found this amazing text-to-speech engine that lets you demo it online. While it has a pretty hard time with some basic words (save, manatee), what really makes it great is the number of voices. For instance, there's your typical male and female voices--but then there are some accents. Scottish. British. Annoying. Then there's the real gems, near the bottom--and their names are Dog, Duchess, Shouty, and Whispery. Wow.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Who Fuckin' Knew.

Conan O'Brien, reeling from the writers' strike, is striving harder than ever for fresh material, and his show these past three days has been of higher quality and more consistently funny than ever when he had writers. (Not that I don't support the writers.) But tonight, he unleashed something that I found truly impressive and inspirational: his stunning interpretation of a country-western standard, complete with hillbilly yelps and well-timed acoustic strumming. It's clear that Conan is a highly competent guitarist and singer with a passion for old-time country. I wish I could tell you what song it was, but it was really, honestly very good. YouTube coming as it's available.

We'll See

Well, I found out about a new movie from our friend Roland Emmerich, of Independence Day and Stargate fame:
10,000 BC.



Hard to say yet how boring and mainstream it'll be, but it sure looks like there's a lot of awesome monsters (sabre-toothed tigers, mammoths, etc) and fighting and blood and stuff. C'mon, Roland, pull out another killer one for us. No Jeff Goldblum, though.

Special Comment



Some people have said that NEDRY IS BORN has sold out. They're right. But what's wrong with that? The day two black men, side by side, grace the front page of a major blog is truly a momentous day for history. So was yesterday, when Mr. Obama won the Iowa caucus. If you have any doubt that Obama is the next LeVar Burton, check out motherfucking speech. Spread the word.

In other news: My moustache is more spectacular than ever.

Finally, I want to introduce what I intend to be Obama's entrance theme, for future debates, campaign appearances and inaugurations:
Super Foxes - Penis Boys Entrance Theme
by my new favorite supergroup, a combination of the esteemed Artic Foxes and the as-yet-un-MySpaced Supergun.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Our best press yet

My friends, congratulations on making the Nedry blog before it hits big. We've just received news from an anonymous source that we've been linked on Largehearted Boy as part of a top albums of 2007 list. You'll be happy to know that we were hand-selected as part of only a few featured blogs. Congratulations to us!

In celebration, here is another most gratuitous of gratuitous MP3s on blogs that really shows the innovation we've been seeing on the blogitalodiscohouse craze lately, this time incorporating Sonic 3 samples:
A Recently Unearthed Abba Demo